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Superheroes Need to Go Back Into Shadows

Teenagers Exactly the Same

Tattooed Woman Hangs From—  Holy Shit!

Old Man Shakes Fist at TV

How Does a Polish Guy Rock the Casbah?

CNN Still Shilling for Clintons

Donkey Kong Jr. Still At Large

U.S. Frees Criminal

Technically, an Emergency

Swinging Judge Not Into Hanging