Twitter in Focus: Morgan Murphy
on September 30, 2015 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is comedy writer, Morgan Murphy. Let’s see what she’s tweeting.
August 26th: “america is going to hell in a handgun”
Well, not for three days.
August 30th: “I get sad every time I see Cecil the lion’s number in my phone.”
If only you had warned him about going to the dentist that day.
September 6th: “my heroes are rarely this young but fuck it #WackaFlocka #DontDrinkAndDrive https://instagram.com/p/7S-1KrTTNQ/”
I wonder what kind of mileage Mattel toys get?
September 8th: “Kim Davis looks like a nurse who kills her patients”
That woman just won’t go away.
September 14th: “blessed 2 B among peers #VanityFair ”
Nice, but I don’t read Vanity Fair. Not enough cosmetic ads.
September 15th: “my mom facetimed me at 1:30am. and they say there aren’t any women in late night.”
Did she lead with a monologue? Always the worst part.
September 16th: “I’m “almost broke my neck trying to put a sock on a damp foot” years old”
So…34?
1 day ago; “If you don’t believe I’m Jewish, just wait till you hear me describe a sandwich.”
Is it like this?
Okay, let’s rate Morgan’s tweets. Could use some more behind-the-scenes info, but other than that, funny stuff. I give her a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.3, follow Morgan.
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