Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedy writer, Morgan Murphy.  Let’s see what she’s tweeting.


August 26th:  “america is going to hell in a handgun”

Well, not for three days.

August 30th:  “I get sad every time I see Cecil the lion’s number in my phone.”

If only you had warned him about going to the dentist that day.

September 6th: “my heroes are rarely this young but fuck it

I wonder what kind of mileage Mattel toys get?

September 8th:  “Kim Davis looks like a nurse who kills her patients”

That woman just won’t go away.

September 14th:  “blessed 2 B among peers

Nice, but I don’t read Vanity Fair.  Not enough cosmetic ads.

September 15th:  “my mom facetimed me at 1:30am. and they say there aren’t any women in late night.”

Did she lead with a monologue?  Always the worst part.

September 16th:  “I’m “almost broke my neck trying to put a sock on a damp foot” years old”


1 day ago;  “If you don’t believe I’m Jewish, just wait till you hear me describe a sandwich.”

Is it like this?

Okay, let’s rate Morgan’s tweets.  Could use some more behind-the-scenes info, but other than that, funny stuff.  I give her a 7 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.3, follow Morgan.

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