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Rewritten Headlines: Rising Oceans to Lobster Beer

by tonyd on July 24, 2015 at 12:01 am

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Oklahoma to Get Beach Sooner

Horrible Movie to Get Sequel

Prisoners to Get Trial After Over a Decade

You’re Gonna Need a Lot of Hashbrowns

Wal Mart Customer Evades Cops

Internet Millionaire Really Has to Go

Duke Boys Vacation Goes Bad

Florida Discovered to Be Even More Awful

Rodent Can’t Handle His Booze

Brewer Makes Beer Super Expensive

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