Ten Things I’d Like to See at a Super Bowl Half Time Show
on January 19, 2015 at 12:58 am
The Super Bowl is coming and I could care less. Sorry, sports bore me. But hey, food does not. There is always plenty of food at a Super Bowl party, commercials and the half time show. But even these have jumped the shark for me. The commercials are now so over hyped, if that’s possible, I don’t even want to see them. And the half time show? It always seems behind the times. Lenny Kravitz is a good choice, but he would’ve been a great choice 10 years ago. Here now is what I would really like to see at a Super Bowl Half Time Show.
1. Boobies.
2. Two giant Fox robots fighting each other on the 50 yard-line.
3. A one-minute highlight reel from the first half, so I don’t have to watch it.
4. One fan gets to attempt to kick a field goal from 30 yards out for a million dollars.
5. One of those cool high school marching bands that spell stuff out on the field.
6. A musical act that’s had a number one hit this year.
7. A mascot race between the two teams and all the sponsors’ mascots. Winner gets an extra commercial.
8. Not one fucking mention of any shitty Fox shows that are coming up. I mean, Jesus Christ, how much TV do they expect you to watch? We just sat through a two hour game!
9. If Simpsons, Family Guy and Bob’s Burgers is pre-empted for the game, show them on FX so I can watch them.
10. Only funny commercials. No serious ones and none that have already been leaked on the Internet.
Comments are closed.