Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian, Chris Franjola.  He’s funny on Chelsea lately, let’s see what he’s tweeting.


November 24th:  “Just texted a dick pic to the Butterball hotline.”

Well, everyone needs a Thanksgiving Day tradition.

November 24th:  “I am on Long Island on this week : Wed Nov 26 @ 8pm @ The Brokerage Bellmore for tix call 516 781 5233 or

Hope you enjoy.  That’s where traffic begins in the U.S.  You’ll be stuck on the L.I.E. til Spring.

21 hours ago:  “Let’s not forget that Dancing With The Stars is on.”

Which makes only with…

19 hours ago:  “America

Yeah, that’s pretty much the news.  “…and the children were brutally murdered….  Up next, puppies!”

17 hours ago:  “Oh no- poor girl RT : Ferguson: CNN Reporter Sara Sidner Hit by a Rock Live on Air

I don’t know what’s worse.  That it happened or that I watched a commercial to wait for the video to load to see it.

17 hours ago:  “The bottom line here – and everything else aside- Two people lost their son – be a fucking human being.”

Human?  But…ratings!

17 hours ago:  “So maybe he was a rambunctious teenager – who wasn’t? Should he be dead? Something has gone wrong. Can’t we agree on that?”

Yeah, I think so too.

16 hours ago:  “”Phew- Thanks Ferguson” – Bill Cosby”

Now’s his chance to retire and disappear, but he won’t.

16 hours ago:  “I just think the world would be a better place if we didn’t shoot each other in the street. I could be wrong. Peace”


3 hours ago:  “Dear Long Island – Not Rain, sleet, snow, rioting, traffic, will keep me from the show for tix call 516 781 5233 or

That’s all designed to keep you in once you’re stuck.  Why do you think people live there?

3 hours ago;   “Thanks coconut water: now I know what it’s like to blow an Almond Joy.”

Ugh.  Gross.

Okay, let’s rate Chris’s tweets.  A good bit of material here, which I like.  Not much behind-the-scenes.  Plugs, but also funny plugs.  I give him an 8 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6. Follow Chris.

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