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Lay’s Potato Chips are delicious plain, but people keep messing with them.  Here now are ten flavors you’ll never see.

1.  Moldy Bread and Old Celery

2.  Expired Mayonnaise

3.  Pickles n’ Dirt

4.  Gum From Under Chair

5.  Postage Stamp Glue and Penny

6.  Garlic and Sneeze

7.  Sun Dried Dog Food

8.  Boiled Street Sock

9.  Freezer Burned Carrots and Mummified Cricket

10.  Parchment and Bacon Grease