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1.  What sounds like gunfire in the distance.

2.  My neighbor’s kids roaming the streets dropping random explosives.

3.  People deciding to park on random streets because they see bright colored lights in the sky.

4.  Hotdogs suddenly getting elevated to “entree” status.

5.  My dog barking a lot.

6.  People watching fireworks on TV that they can see in their own sky.

7.  All roads leading to the beach becoming parking lots.

8.  Philadelphia suddenly become relevant.

9.  People hang up their American flags until sometime in the fall when they finally remember they should take them down.

10.  Hoagiefest.