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The House Doesn’t Always Win

The Final Sequel in the Trilogy Begins

People Murdering Less

Harley Finally Uncool

Tiger Woods to Lose Many Endorsements Soon

Jaws Remake Coming

Old People to Die in More Interesting Ways

Porky Pig on Rampage?

New York Becomes Cool

Rapper Making More Shit Dead Than Alive