Apr11

Rewritten Headlines: Archie to Geep

by tonyd on April 11, 2014 at 12:01 am

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Ginger Without Soul, Dies

Rich Guy Continues to Mock Justice System

Thing With Leathery Skin, Actually Not One of the Shoppers

Surfer Does Everything on Board

Woman That Wastes a Billion Dollars For Her Boss Finally Fired

Everyone Sick of Missing Plane Coverage

Fatty Ambulance Busy

Cops Not to be Fired Again

Fleshlights Soon to Get Very Real

Livestock Lower Standards

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