Twitter in Focus: Keegan-Michael Key
on April 9, 2014 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is half of the Key & Peele comedy duo, Key! He’s funny on the show, let’s see what he’s tweeting!
March 6th: “”Too fancy. I’m just gonna’ say 87 years.” -Abraham Lincoln #littleknownquotes”
That and “Fuck you if can’t see past my hat! This is a big theater! I’m the God damned president! You go sit somewhere else John Wilkes-Douchebag!”
March 13th: “My Mom may now feel free to freak out. http://ti.me/IEzEyt #thanksTimemag”
Don’t freak. It’s just a sizing issue with your browser.
March 13th: “This week’s new TIME cover features comedians Key & Peele. They wrote an essay on comedy writing for TIME’s annual Ideas issue.”
TIME magazine? Is that one of those manual iPads made of wood they used to have?
March 13th: “You can read TIME’s full Ideas package here: http://ti.me/1dUjLAZ #thanksTimemag”
Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen that logo outside my doctor’s waiting room.
March 13th: “I have always been a big watch enthusiast. Thanks TIME magazine for putting us on the cover. #thanksTIMEmag”
Watches? You mean, time pieces that aren’t on a phone?
March 17th: “IN about ten minutes @JordanPeele and I will be on Inside Comedy with @david_steinberg on SHowtime. A really fun interview.”
Oh, nice. Sorry I missed that.
March 17th: “Okay I screwed that up #InsideComedy tonight on Showtime at 9:30pm PST. sorry @david_steinberg”
That’s okay. On that day, we were all freaking out of the St. Paddy’s Day snow on the East Coast.
March 25th: “Who needs dairy when there’s @NaryDairy cashew cheese? Holy Moly! Got some @Lassens #LosFeliz. Ate it up so fast got more @Erewhonnatural.”
Well, that’s definitely a unique plug.
March 25th: “Seriously this stuff is terrific. #narydairy pic.twitter.com/2ATMusSRAj”
Somebody’s getting a free case of near-cheese!
April 3rd: “Honored and thrilled to be in the same company as past Peabody Award recipients. Let the smartest dog in the world jokes begin! @JordanPeele”
Oh, nice! Did Sherman present them to you?
Okay, let’s rate Key’s tweets. I give him a 6 for Mustness, a 7 for Style and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 7.6. Watch Key & Peele and follow key. At the very least, you’ll find out about cheese.
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