Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is half of the Key & Peele comedy duo, Key!  He’s funny on the show, let’s see what he’s tweeting!


March 6th:  “”Too fancy. I’m just gonna’ say 87 years.” -Abraham Lincoln

That and “Fuck you if can’t see past my hat!  This is a big theater!  I’m the God damned president!  You go sit somewhere else John Wilkes-Douchebag!”

March 13th:  “My Mom may now feel free to freak out.

Don’t freak.  It’s just a sizing issue with your browser.

March 13th:  “This week’s new TIME cover features comedians Key & Peele. They wrote an essay on comedy writing for TIME’s annual Ideas issue.”

TIME magazine?  Is that one of those manual iPads made of wood they used to have?

March 13th:  “You can read TIME’s full Ideas package here:

Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen that logo outside my doctor’s waiting room.

March 13th:  “I have always been a big watch enthusiast. Thanks TIME magazine for putting us on the cover.

Watches?  You mean, time pieces that aren’t on a phone?

March 17th:  “IN about ten minutes and I will be on Inside Comedy with on SHowtime. A really fun interview.”

Oh, nice.  Sorry I missed that.

March 17th:  “Okay I screwed that up tonight on Showtime at 9:30pm PST. sorry

That’s okay.  On that day, we were all freaking out of the St. Paddy’s Day snow on the East Coast.

March 25th:  “Who needs dairy when there’s cashew cheese? Holy Moly! Got some . Ate it up so fast got more .”

Well, that’s definitely a unique plug.

March 25th:  “Seriously this stuff is terrific.

Somebody’s getting a free case of near-cheese!

April 3rd:  “Honored and thrilled to be in the same company as past Peabody Award recipients. Let the smartest dog in the world jokes begin!

Oh, nice!  Did Sherman present them to you?

Okay, let’s rate Key’s tweets.  I give him a 6 for Mustness, a 7 for Style and a 10 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 7.6.  Watch Key & Peele and follow key.  At the very least, you’ll find out about cheese.

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