Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedian, Andy Kindler.  He’s does funny stand up, let’s see how he tweets.


March 24th:  “I watch Cosmos and and read Cosmo.”

All while drinking Cosmos?

23 hours ago:  “Stop doing quick impressions and begging questions. Breathe and enjoy.

Advice for stand up guys at an open mic?  I’m not sure.

19 hours ago:  “”his stage demeanor is that of a nervous Long Island dentist who can’t find his car keys”- True! via

Hey, Long Island dentists looking for car keys are hilarious, Seattle Weekly.

19 hours ago:  “Furious George

He does deserve his own book.

19 hours ago:  “If I tweet something, you can rest or not rest assured I didn’t knowingly get it from somewhere else- I don’t steal material. Thank you!”

It’s a pretty obscure Simpsons reference.  That was totally a valid tweet.

18 hours ago:  “I have learned that Furious George is Mr. Burns pet ape. From now on, I will tweet only after extensive googling and background checks.”

Oh, Internet, you’re such an asshole.

6 hours ago:  “Hobby Lobby is a terrible name for anything. Makes me want to eat paste and give myself a paper cut.”

What if it was owned by an English cop named Robert and it had a foyer?  Then it would be Bobby Bobby’s Hobby Lobby lobby.

Okay, let’s rate Andy’s tweets.

I like Andy and his sense of humor.  (Stay caustic, bro!)  I give him a 9 for Insanity, a 10 for Style and a 10 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 9.6.  Good stuff.  Follow dentist Andy.

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