Jets Can’t Do Anything Right

Old Woman Draws Attention to Herself

Your Fridge Will Bug You About Your Penis Size

Fat Chick Made to Look Passable

Depp Banging Even Hotter Chick

Chimps Able to Flip Each Other Off

New Drug to Combat PTSD Surprisingly Not Pot

Phoenix And 30 Other Cities Disgusting

Americans Too Poor to Get Fat Anymore

Prince to Pretend Desk Job is Important