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Hillbillies Older Than Previously Thought

Politician Frees Politically Connected Relative

Performance in London Brings House Down

Booze Soon to Contain Spam

Company That Creates Time Wasting, Apparently Still Valuable

New York City Even Less Fun

Woman Really Fails to Get Job

Government Determined to Ruin Internet

Scientist Don’t Back Up Files Enough

Rich and Famous Girl Now Bored