Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Rickard Jonasson, creator of the webcomic, Two Guys and Guy.  His strip is funny, let’s see if his tweets match up.

@DrunkenNovice

December 13th:  “Sometimes when I’m mad I make a kind of growling noise, which makes people not take me seriously, which only makes me growl louder.”

I find, that if you follow up with biting, they’ll take you way more seriously.

December 13th:  “Encountering your own art while browsing random peoples random art collection boards on pintrest is a strange feeling.”

As long as it doesn’t have the caption, “Look what I drew”.

December 14th:  “Sometimes I’m just too tired to freak out about stuff.”

Yeah, that’s what happened to me when my friend called on 9/11.  I was like, “What?  New York?  That’ can’t be right.”  Hung up and went back to sleep.

December 14th:  “God dammit, my parents are actually proud that I pursued art as a career. That makes me feel like such a hack.”

That’s why I have a degree in Communications.  No parent can ever be proud of that.

December 14th:  “My life as an artist has been really difficult guys. I’ve had to invent my own struggles to overcome.”

This is why heroine was invented.

December 14th:  “I compared to Batman today. Now I can be mean to him for the rest of his life and still average out as a nice friend.”

Which Batman?  Cause if it was Jim Lee…

December 16th:  “Don’t freak out with today’s twogag:

Hey, your Twitter account is not a relentless promotional machine like mine.

7 hours ago:  “I’m calculating how old Disney princesses would’ve been today if they’d aged from their release date. Because I don’t feel old enough.”

Oy, I remember when Disney was mostly known for dated documentaries about nature.  Talk about feeling old.  Yeesh.

7 hours ago:  “Jasmine’s 36 you guys.”

How old is Ariel in fish years is the real question.

Okay, let’s rate Rickard’s tweets.  I would give him an 8 for Style, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 9.  Follow Rickard, bros.

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