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China Vying for Next Country to be Bombed by U.S.

Religious Guy Likes Poor People

Politician Visits His True Bosses

Aussies Decide to Act Like Idiot Americans

Cougar Set Free

Beverage Prices Spike at Basketball Game

Handicapped People To Become Better at Blowjobs

Fruit Flies Probably Watching Star Trek

Monster Murdered by Sea Captain