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Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Jose Canseco.  @Midnight, the show on Comedy Central, made a game out of his Twitter and it was pretty funny.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@JoseCanseco

November 20th:  “Just got pulled over with goats in the car. The cop laughed at our poor goats . Awesome pic.twitter.com/hN1WiE7qDG”

Holy shit, this may be the great Twitter account in history.

November 20th:  “These goats could’ve broken @cubs curse. It’s a sign.”

Goats are nasty critters.  Watch out, Jose.

November 21st:  “How can I stop the goats from head butting @ModelLeila and I dogs ?”

Goats are like cats that can eat anything and will head butt you.  But on the upside, they are delicious.

November 21st:  “Yes everyone my girlfriend Leila &I @ModelLeila bought fainting goats& they were in the car w/diapers so they don’t piss and shit everywhere”

I just watched the episode of Family Guy where Peter wins the lottery and blows all his money.  This is better.

November 21st:  “Welcome to the new Adams family . Me. Leila @ModelLeila . Goats , 4 dogs, and tortoises .”

Only one thing to do, Jose.  Buy a badger.

November 21st:  ”Our goat children papa Jose and Mama Leila @ModelLeila Coco and Chanel pic.twitter.com/v5WKSJynbm“

Sounds like your girlfriend named them.

November 21st:  “Glad to be joining @TxWinterLeague Looking forward doing a better job than bud selig. @JoseMelendez123“

How does Jose not have his own reality show?

November 22nd:  “The show man cave is awesome I wish they could help me with my man cave”

That’s an episode right there.

November 22nd:  “Who wants to partner up on an indoor baseball training facility.”

That’s another one!  Someone sign him up before he runs out of money.

November 24th:  “My girl Leila @ModelLeila is a hot version of Martha Stuart”

She is pretty hot.

Okay, how do I rate this?  Jesus, it’s amazing.  Straight up 10’s across the board.  I cannot wait to read more of Jose’s adventures.  And if you don’t sign up, you’re crazy.  This is now officially the best Twitter.  Even better than Courtney Love.

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