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Ten Villains I Expect Five Year-Old Batman to Fight

by tonyd on November 16, 2013 at 12:01 am

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The five year-old Batman is on the prowl in SF.  Beware stealers of cookies and interrupters of nap time!

1.  The Party Clown with bad hygiene

2. The dog that runs away with your Popsicle

3.  Wet Nurse

4.  Play-Doh Face

5.  Older Brother

6.  Child-Proof Croc

7.  The kid that eats boogers and rubs them on your jacket

8.  Dwarf Bane

9.  Diaper Rash-a-Ghul

10.  That Baby Gate

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