Ten Things I Expect From Flying Cars
on October 21, 2013 at 12:01 am
Good news, future fans, flying cars are becoming a reality. Finally, the Jetsons prophecy has been fulfilled! Here now are Ten Things I Expect From Flying Cars.
1. Paying $500 to fill up at the gas station.
2. Getting stuck behind an old lady in a plane who has her blinker on for like 100 miles.
3. Waiting a really long time for AAA on a rooftop with a dead battery.
4. Getting cut off in traffic from 360 degrees worth of angles.
5. Never running over a curb on a turn again.
6. Misjudging a landing in my driveway and ending up in my house.
7. Being blinded by someone’s brights at 10,000 feet.
8. Flipping off another driver at 10,000 feet.
9. Looking for a place to land to take a piss.
10. Still being late getting home for work because everyone flies at the same time.
