Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is writer for The Simpsons, Tim Long.  I got high expectations for this Twitter account, let’s see if Tim can match them.


August 5th:  “Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater — we have separate recycling bins for each”

Boom!  Right out the gate!  He’s on fire!

August 5th:  “To me, a massage has a “happy ending” if I get through it without audibly farting”

But with an SBD, it’s really not happy for the masseuse.

23 hours ago:  “I stopped believing, feared the reaper, and chased waterfalls — now all the pop songs are mad at me. :(”

Great.  Now you’ve broke my heart.

15 hours ago:  “Dial N For Murder

Alfred Hitchcock’s Psyche

15 hours ago:  “Return of the Jeds

The Empire Strikes Buck

15 hours ago:  “Mr. Strangelove

Citizen Bane

15 hours ago:  “Bang the Drug Slowly

Pacific Bim

15 hours ago:  “Raiders of the Lost Arm

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom

2 hours ago:  “Wish I’d never introduced A-Rod to Performing-Enhancing Doug.”

Wish I’d never introduce Riley Cooper to Paula Deen’s book of Racipes.

2 hours ago:  “After 20 years, finally convinced Hoobastank to wash their hooba”

Ba-dum-dum!  Keesh!  Thank you folks!  He’ll be here all week!

Okay, I give Tim a 9 for Mustness, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Style.  That’s a score of 9.3.  Totally gotta follow Tim.  C’mon, you didn’t think a Simpsons writer would be funny?

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