Rocky is apparently headed for Broadway and is now going to be a musical.  I can’t think of anything worse than mush-mouth Slyvester Stallone trying to sing his lines, unless you made musicals out of these.

1.  2012 (probably the worst movie ever, stands to reason would be the worst musical ever)

2. Quantum of Solace (or for that matter, even a good James Bond movie)

3.  Deliverance  (includes a song sung by a hillbilly rapist)

4.  The X-Files Movie  (although it would probably make the overall movie better)

5.  Any Tom Cruise movie  (but only if he sings this song)

6. Jurassic Park (including guys in dino suits walking and singing, sorta like the Lion King only the animals eat you)

7.  Planet of the Apes  (oh, wait, that’s been done.)

8.  Cujo

9.  Any Star Trek Movie (if only to finally put an end to the franchise forever)

10.  The Human Centipede (and it’s hit soundtrack song, “Stuck in the Middle with You“)