1. “It’s only a flesh wound!”

2.  “Didn’t they do this in Lord of the Rings?”

3.  “Cleric!  I need a cleric with healing spells over here!”

4. “This is my boomstick!”

5.  “Okay, everyone stop.  You all smell like shit.  Let’s take a shower.”

6. “Madame, please cover your bosom.”

7.  “Oh, God.  I think I missed my saving throw.”

8.  “Robin Hood?  Who the fuck is that?”

9. “I’m sure he’s not dead.”

10.  “Hey, check out this +2 mace I just found!”