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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Matt Mira, stand-up comic and one of the funny guys on the Nerdist.  Let’s see how funny his tweets are.


March 15th:  “RT @LAist: City Will Give Women Shot By LAPD During Dorner Manhunt $40K For New Truck http://bit.ly/Who0iu  // They’re sooooooo generous.”

My thoughts exactly.  You couldn’t give me 1000 trucks to be shot at like that.

March 15th:  “Well, I’m going to hell for sure. Tonight’s @nerdist podcast is in a church. pic.twitter.com/i6P8OkjR5R

Of course you’re not going to Hell.  God needs nerds to run his IT department.

March 15th:  “I just know I’m going to say something that will offend the stained glass people. Goddamn it. #NerdistLF

Just go to confession on the way out, then you’re clear.

March 15th:  “My third grade teacher was a nun, if she could see me now she’d know she was right. (Poor conduct, no ambition) #nerdistlf

Oh, wait, you’re Catholic?  Yeah, you’re going to Hell.  Everything sends you to Hell if you’re Catholic.

March 17th:  “RT @nerdist: CLARA. OSWIN. OSWALD. http://bit.ly/Z7TCCx  //I’m not afraid of whatever Chris is protecting us from. I’m more in awe.”

On St. Patty’s Day?  Must be leprechauns or Shamrock shakes that have come to life.

March 18th:  “I bet they’d have better luck on Finding Bigfoot if they didn’t walk around with lighting/camera rigs in the dark. Or if Bigfoot was real.”

Everyone knows Bigfoot was captured by the Roswell aliens on a trip to Loch Ness.  Read your paranoid history people!

March 18th:  “Hey guy in Starbucks that just ordered a “spinach wrap with a extra 15 seconds”… STOP IT.”

I don’t blame you.  With all the caffeine I have in my system at Starbucks, that 15 seconds seems like 15 hours.

March 19th:  “It really seems like the world collectively got high and willed the Phil Spector movie starring Al Pacino and Helen Mirren to happen.”

No way!  *google-google*.  Holy shit!  Yes!  Wait a minute.  Is this going to be good or only good ironically?

Okay, let’s rate Matt’s tweets.  Solid behind-the-scenes, some decent jokes and pics.  All positive stuff.  I give him a 7 for Insanity, an 8 for Mustness and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.  Not bad at all.  Follow Matt.

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