Ingredients: Two pounds of ground beef, 3 large eggs, 1 cup of bread crumbs, 1 red onion, 4 cloves of garlic, 1/2 cup cilantro, 1 teaspoon of salt, 1 tablespoon of pepper, 1/4 cup of Worcestershire sauce, 1/2 cup fresh cilantro, 10 kegs of beer, 1 case of Molson Canadian Light, 3 Irish car bombs.

Step 1:  Throw Monday kegger.  Frat brothers only.

Step 2:  Drink tap kegs, get pretty hammered.

Step 3:  Realize there’s no chicks or food at this kegger.

Step 4:  Decide food is more important, check fridge for ingredients.

Step 5:  Find package of ground beef.  Decide meatloaf would be good.

Step 6:  Recruit drunken frat brothers to cobble together other ingredients.

Step 7:  Watch frat bros cut drunken fingers, assure blood will wash off onions.

Step 8:  Crack eggs, assure that eggshell in meatloaf will “cook away”.

Step 9:  Run out of beer, break out emergency case of Molson Canadian Light.

Step 10:  Mix ingredients, realize no one washed hands all days.  Say, “fuck it”.

Step 11:  Shape stuff into meatloaf, throw in oven.

Step 12:  Finish case of beer.

Step 13:  Realize oven is not on.  Take out meatloaf, preheat oven.

Step 14:  Set up some Irish car bombs to drink.  Put meatloaf in oven.

Step 15:  Drink Irish car bombs.

Step 16:  Vomit on self and pass out in hallway.

Step 17:  Wake up to smell of something burning.

Step 18:  Open oven.  Find completely burned meatloaf.

Step 19:  Realize it looks like a giant black turd.

Step 20:  Place in toilet upstairs, set up video camera, wait for bro to react and create YouTube gold.