Super Frat

Ingredients:  Four boneless breasts of chicken, 1/4 cup of flour, teaspoon of salt, teaspoon of black pepper, tablespoon of olive oil, bottle of cooking sherry, 1/2 cup of chicken broth, 1 clove of garlic, 1/2 lemon, 4 carrots, one Coors Light, a tab of acid.

Step 1:  Drop acid

Step 2:  Decide acid is not working and call girlfriend

Step 3:  Get into argument how you never take her out everywhere

Step 4:  Remember the cheap way out, offer to cook her dinner, recover conversation beautifully

Step 5:  Get thirsty, drink beer

Step 6:  Look up and print out chicken recipe from Internet

Step 7:  Gather ingredients, notice that some of the ingredients keep sprouting tiny legs and try to run away

Step 8:  Find meat tenderizer, smash ingredients that appear to move

Step 9:  Put on oven

Step 10:  Remember recipe calls for stove, turn off oven and put on stove

Step 11:  Hear voices from inside oven, open oven to make sure invisible people can escape

Step 12:  Pour all the ingredients on the chicken, forgetting the recipe is right underneath it

Step 13:  Slap the chicken around and giggle uncontrollably

Step 14:  Put chicken in pan, place pan on stove

Step 15:  Flip chicken over and over again

Step 16:  Become convinced that if the chicken isn’t cooked correctly, you’ll be trapped in this kitchen forever

Step 17:  Burn chicken, decide to hide the evidence

Step 18:  Put the chicken, the hot pan and all the ingredients, including the containers into a trashbag

Step 19:  Run outside with trashbag.  Begin digging hole

Step 20:  Act surprised when girlfriend arrives and asks what the Hell you’re doing

Step 21:  Climb into tree for safety, insist your are invisible up there, even though you’re not and although you’ve clearly demonstrated the ability in the past

Step 22:  Spend next six hours being talked down by girlfriend

Step 23:  Go out for Chinese food