1.  Barnacles

2.  Stacy Keach

3.  A living hungry, hungry hippo

4.  Grammar

5.  A free punch from Manny Pacquiao

6. A used cluster bomb

7.  10,000 fire ants

8.  That hot chick from your office, who everyone oggles but no one has the guts to talk to.  And she comes to your house just have to sex with you on Christmas because she’s just as alone.  And even though she tells you it will never happen again, it’s amazing and then she leaves immediately after so you can watch Unsupervised marathon on FX.

9.  A detailed explanation as to why “Gangnam Style” is so popular.

10.  A computer program that will erase every stupid post you’ve ever made on the Internet.