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Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is by request, comedian, Rob Delaney.  I’m told he is hilarious and if his stand up videos are any indication, that is probably true.  But can his tweets stack up?  Let’s find out.

@robdelaney

22 hours ago:  “Just thought I caught my wife looking at porn; turns out she was shopping for underwear for herself. What a fucking pervert. ”

Tell her to email my wife.  She’ll forward her some links.

20 hours ago:  “Psyched about my new dick!”

Wow.  Who donates those, I wonder?

18 hours ago:  “.@DrPhil why is my ,dog afraid of bread .”

Oh, sure.  He can tell white trash husbands not to hit their wives, but he can’t deal with canine food phobias?!  And he calls himself a doctor.

8 hours ago:  “.@pepsi You should tell people that Pepsi has meat in it.”

Ha!  Take that vegans who are unconcerned with their sugar intake.

8 hours ago:  “Can I play his dad? RT @vulture: Lenny Kravitz is set to star in a Marvin Gaye biopic: http://nym.ag/UpQd3W”

Ah, now I understand why you got the new dick.

7 hours ago:  “Just went into my bathroom & found John Turturro sitting on my toilet sharpening a knife. Said he’d “be done in a minute.” ”

Please tell John to get back here and carve the turkey.  Thanks.

5 hours ago:  “Check out the *AMAZING* @TeamRubicon & help #veterans & disaster relief victims: http://bit.ly/TRvote  Please RT. ”

Cool.  Rob tweets a lot.

5 hours ago:  “Black Friday & Cyber Monday are silly. Today, however, is Giving Tuesday. I just gave to the wonderful @UnitedWay: https://give.liveunited.org/page/contribute/support-us …”

Oh, sorry.  I let apathetic Wednesday spill over my whole week and fuck up everything.  If Turturro had been on time…

4 hours ago:  “*FREE IPAD* Let me motorboat your big saggy mom tits in my RV & I’ll buy you an iPad. *FREE IPAD* #bieber”

That is…  What is….  I’m not sure what’s going on with this tweet.

3 hours ago:  “Hey girl, is it cool if Chicago’s horn section watches us fuck? They do a little thing when I come that I know you’ll dig. ”

Seems a little ostentatious.

3 hours ago:  “For the fucking 800th time: YES, I wear a cape now. It’s my new thing, it IS cool & you people can shut the hell up.”

Shoulda went with the mumu.

2 hours ago:  “#GEORGIA – I’m performing in ATLANTA & ATHENS very soon. Tickets: http://robdelaney.tumblr.com/post/36689492265/georgia-come-see-me … RT!”

Go see Rob, bros.  I would.

2 hours ago:  “MILWAUKEE • THURSDAY: Come to my show: http://www.pabsttheater.org/show/robdelaney2012 … cc: @RepPaulRyan @GovWalker Plz RT ”

Milwaukee, I know you have nothing better to do than go to the Safe House.

1 hour ago:  “Um, maybe I wear dad jeans BECAUSE I AM A DAD? Back to your mean joke factory, pot-teens! Try again! #sickburn fail # # dads win ”

Maybe next time you can wear jeans in your avatar pic.

Okay, let’s rate Rob’s tweets.  He’s on it a lot.  Plugs shows, but not too much.  Definitely tons of material and interaction.  I like what I see.  Hope he keeps it up when he gets more famous.  I give Rob a 9 for Style, 9.5 for Insanity and 10 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 9.5, one of our highest of late.  Definitely follow Rob.

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