SOA is coming back with new episodes tomorrow and I can’t wait.  But here are ten things you’ll never see on that show.

1.  Clay dying (apparently)

2.  Puppets as major characters

3.  Law Enforcement that actually follows the law

4.  A crossover with The League

5.  A Jax plan that doesn’t get screwed up somehow

6.  A musical episode

7.  A revelation about Jax’s dad that doesn’t make him more of an asshole

8.  Katey Sagal not kicking ass

9.  An episode centering around a Secret Santa

10.  The main characters switching to Japanese made motorcycles