Let’s face it, the bar for breakfast sandwiches is low.  You’re in a rush to work, it’s early, you’re not quite awake yet and you have to grab something to put in your stomach.  The choices are usually sugary or greasy and hope you don’t carb crash before lunch.  But here now are ten breakfast treats you’ll never see anywhere.

1.  Lard and Chocolate on a Poppyseed Bagel

2. Broiled Squirrel Tender Sandwich

3.  BLO  (Bacon, Lettuce and Opium)

4.  Deer Scabs on Wheat Toast

5.  Sugar,  Mustard and Sand on a Sesame Seed Bun

6.  Chiggers and Beef on Sour Dough

7.  Pink Slime on a Croissant

8. Anything made with this.

9.  Deep Fried Mutton Chops on Rye

10.  Chum on an English Muffin