Rewritten Headlines: Megaupload to Iran
on February 18, 2012 at 1:16 am
Your Rewritten News Team is back with all the news that’s fit to rewrite.
Real: Feds Broaden Piracy Case Against Megaupload.com
Rewritten: Government Still Hates Internet, Determined to Fuck it up
Real: Despite Safety Concerns, Work on Deadly Flu to be Released
Rewritten: Remake of Stephen King’s “The Stand” Might not Require Actors
Real: Obama Steps Up Fundraising
Rewritten: Government Employee Spends Time on the Clock Begging for Money From Billionaires
Real: SF Bay Litter Would Fill 100K Trash Bags
Rewritten: Gay People Not as Neat as Once Thought
Real: Janet Jackson in Preliminary Talks to Join “The X-Factor”
Rewritten: Janet Jackson Thinking About Jumping Shark With Singing Contest Shows
Real: FBI Arrests DC Muslim After Another Phony “Terror Plot”
Rewritten: FBI Attempts to Justify Enormous Budget
Real: U.S. Officials Don’t Believe Sanctions Will Stop Iran’s Nuclear Program, says UK Guardian
Rewritten: U.S. Officials to Start World War 3 This Year
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