Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Ders from Workaholics.  And if you haven’t seen Workaholics, you suck.  Watch it.  Let’s see what Ders has to say.


October 2nd:  “If you like cheese pizza and plain hotdogs don’t even bother talking to me.”

What?  Together.  Because that sounds like it would rock.

October 2nd:  “I’m a mouth-breather.”

And you play one on TV.

October 2nd:  “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner… YOU know.”

Puke up the milk and lemonade?

October 2nd;  “Tommy Lee Jones for President in 2012.”

Yeah, right.  And how is supposed to hunt fugitives, Ders?  Huh?

October 3rd:  “The moment where ur listening to some rap and then suddenly all you can focus on is the quick INHALES between the lyrics. #no?”

Watching the season opener as I’m writing this.  Awesome.  When that guy kept the puppets, that rocked.

October 3rd:  “Also Pitbulls with big titties are cool.”

Until they get old and start dragging.  Is it possible to get your pitbull a boob job?

19 hours:  “Here’s a pic of my parents’ baby names list from b4 I popped out. Ragnar? Lars? Which name should I have taken instead? http://yfrog.com/h8wemdpdj

Aw, dude.  Gunnar would rocked.  Then you’d be Nar!

2 hours ago:  “Just so you know, celebrities don’t really get any perks that regular people don’t get. (This message was sent from Anders’ iPhone 4S)”

Way to shatter my illusions, Der.  You don’t pull back the curtain on the Wizard of Oz until Dorothy and the Scarecrow are ready!

53 minutes ago:  “Re: my celebrity/iphone4S tweet… Be smarter, sense sarcasm, understand jokes. #Workaholics

Oh, great!  And now you shattered my illusions about celebrities using sarcasm.  Thanks!

39 minutes ago:  “What do we think people? “@loldirtybastard: My friend bears an uncanny resemblance to you http://yfrog.com/mew2dij http://yfrog.com/kgb6zlrj””


Okay, let’s rate Anders’ tweets.  Would love to see some more behind the scenes stuff, but he’s funny.  I give him a 7 for Insanity, an 8 for Style and a 10 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score off 8.3.  Gotta follow Ders, bros.  And watch his show.  And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.