Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is Dan Harmon, creator of Community.  I’ve been a big fan of Dan’s for a while.  He also did the movie Monster House and the legendary Laser Fart.  Let’s see if his tweets are just as awesome.

Jeez, Dan, were you sick when they took this pic?  Cheer up, Dan!  Your show is awesome.

May 20th:  “Having long since lost the will to dignify it, this attendant just asks passengers if they’re “still workin’ on their nuts.””

It’s official. Flying is now WORSE than taking the bus.

May 20th: “Every ticket to HarmonTown is First Class. But you will need one to get there. http://bit.ly/jxFTBg”

Two twitters? No wonder you look like you got run over by a truck in this pic.

May 21st: “re-reading Revelation for the occasion. Interpreted literally (or fundamentally), if today is the “rapture,” the world keeps going. #foghorn”

Thank God the world didn’t end. If it had, I never would’ve gotten to eat that pizza. Seriously, it was good pizza.

May 21st: “depending on interpretation, rapture occurs pre, mid or post “tribulation,” a 7 yr period of christian persecution. And IF you’re a postie:”

Postie? One who posts? Or one who eats a lot of Post breakfast cereal?

May 21st: “I think there’s then, like, YEARS of us hunkered in caves, crying, with brimstone coming down. So, don’t run up your credit cards YET.”

Great. Now you tell me.

May 21st: “”[the cop] feels like he’s won the Superbowl. And though he’s not going to Disneyland, he may be able to make dreams come true.” #Dateline”

Did everyone on Dateline suddenly start getting high before taping shows?

May 21st: “First joke about not wanting to hear jokes about not wanting to hear jokes about the rapture, #W00T #meta #el33t”

You are writing comedy at a whole different level. You’re like Yoda mixed with Mr. Mike.

May 22nd: “As a recently addicted Deadliest Catch viewer, I’m amused to see it began as a relatively unengaging “faces of death on crab boats.””

Now how are you going to eat King Crab legs guilt-free?

May 23rd: “If @Harmontown isn’t sold out, I do think you’ll enjoy it. http://bit.ly/ksI4i5”

I would totally go if I was on the West Coast. Or, at the very least, I’d send someone to place a cardboard standee of me in the crowd.

Dan is very responsive, so I had to cut out a lot of his replies. I give him a 7 for Style, a 6 for Insanity and a 8 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 7. You’d probably have to follow all of Dan’s tweet to stay on top of his activity. Wait a sec. Is that Alison Brie’s twitter?

Whoa mama! Let’s check out her tweets while we’re here.

May 17th: “Guy had me in the bath all day & I never took off my clothes! RT @TommyAgriodimas: Had a great shoot w/@alisonbrie & we bonded over weezer!”

Let’s google those pics.

May 19th: “I’m sick so my mom came over & made me chicken soup. Yep, just wanted to let you guys know I pretty much have the best mom around. #momFTW”


May 22nd: “Vote 4 Children of the Night 4 Chase Community Giving contest. GREAT organization that helps kids get off the streets. http://bit.ly/jeUriX”


May 23rd: “OK. Blondie’s “Rapture” video. Why am I just seeing this for the first time?! If you’ve never seen it GET ON THAT. #notreferencingTHErapture”

And you don’t stop.

Okay, rating Alison’s tweets, I’d give her a 5 for Insanity, 8 for Mustness and a 10 for Style. That’s an overall score of 7.6. How can you not follow such a cutie?

And if you have any suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.