Twitter in Focus: Will Arnett
on April 6, 2011 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus, where media comes to die. Today’s contestant, Will Arnett, AKA: Gob from Arrested Development. Funny! Let’s see how funny his tweets are!
March 31st: “Anyone else forced to listen to these clowns calling the Leafs game?”
Hockey? Oh, yeah, he’s Canadian. That’s kind of mandatory.
March 31st: “Not the Canadian broadcast”
Yeah, no one does vapid sports commentary like America.
March 31st: “relax with the rapid fire replies..I’m watching opening day too..I can watch 2 sports at once..christ..”
Well, you’re Canadian so the other sport must be…curling?
March 31st: “I have nothing against the b’casters for that team, just mad about the Rosehill remark…even though he was prob right..”
Sports Tweet! With Will Arnett!
April 2nd: “Nice HNIC opener with kids from the Kenora AA Atom Thistles…#LakeofTheWoods…right @ScottOake?”
That’s like Monday Night Football here, only with more back bacon.
April 2nd: “NEW LONELY ISLAND MOTHERFUCKERS!! SHITTING OUT CLASSICS, LET’S GO! –> http://www.thelonelyisland.com/video”
Nice. Funny stuff.
April 2nd: “Hmm, I thought this cheddar seemed chewy #fuckingmold..hang on,isn’t cheese just moldy milk?Nah,thats cream, right?”
Cottage cheese, perhaps?
April 2nd: “Unsure what the Kiss-Leafs connection is,but am sure his sign reads “I (heart) you dad”#2minsforlookingsogood http://t.co/HfcJTGH”
His plan, split blood on the ice at the right moment, it freezes and trips up the other team. Either that, or he let his friend do his face make up and told him he was painting a leaf on his face.
April 3rd: “Thank you for summing yourself up by saying “heighth”… #iassumeyou”
???
Okay, let’s rate Will’s tweets. Strange, slightly incoherent and lots of hockey references. Pretty much like my trip to Toronto. I give him a 5 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8. We’re looking forward to the Arrested Development movie, Will! You and your wife are the most hilarious couple in show business. And if you have a suggestion for Twitter in Focus, email us here.
