Character Bio: Brother Buzzkill
on March 3, 2011 at 12:52 am
Name: Edward “Buzz” De Philio, Brother Buzzkill
Rank: President, Lambda Sigma Rho
Superpowers: Sonic Boom Voice, Worrying
Buzzkill hails from Trenton, New Jersey and became president of Lambda Sigma Rho because he’s the only responsible upperclassman in the frat. Buzz thought Ryesmore University would be a stepping stone to high society, but instead he’s discovered that most rich people at Ryesmore are assholes. He’s usually the only bro that attempts to stop the rest of the frat from doing something crazy, but over the years they’ve worn him down and his pleas get less and less enthusiastic.
Buzz has a crush on Heather Dupris, a bitchy sorority girl way out of his league, but it doesn’t stop Buzz from trying to impress her. Amber, one of the girls that hangs out at the frat would love to date, Buzz, but he is blinded by his goal. Buzz sometimes tutors Dick, an impossible task.
GPA: 1.6
Major: Business
First Appearance: Emergency Meeting
