sf-chris-avatar.jpg with Chris Moreno

Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

—  Michael Restaino, the Jersey man who called a cab to serve as his getaway vehicle after he robbed a bank, should eat a New York cab driver’s dick after it’s been in the seat all shift.

— The Clearwater, Florida man who left his two small children in the car while he went to the strip club should eat a tranny’s dick wrapped in $20 in singles.

— And now it’s time to play Family Feud!  We surveyed– well, me and my friends—and asked them to name the largest group of people who should have to eat dicks, and– survey SAYS– *DING!*  It’s the two Alabama families whose 4-year-long conflict caused a riot that went all the way to city hall!

— Paul Boucher, the 77 year old man who hit a cop because there was a parade blocking the street, should eat the dicks of the University of New Hampshire Wildcat Marching Band.  Gooooooo Wildcats!

— Bad form, Microsoft Poland.  Changing a photo of a black man at a board table into a white man on their website!  For shame.  I think you should all eat a big, black dick.  It’s ok, just close your eyes and pretend it’s white.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.