Super Frat

 with Chris Moreno

Every Thursday, Chris Moreno lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

—  For blaming Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder as to why he abandoned his first wife and marrying another woman, “forgetting” to divorce the original, William Rivera should eat a dick, and hope he forgets he did.

— The Washington man found passed out in a Wendy’s drive-thru with a beer in his cup holder should eat a biggie-sized dick and drive around to the second window. 

— A home state Eat a Dick goes out to NJ Assemblyman Joe Vas and his aide Melvin Ramos for “allegedly” laundering campaign cash and making deals with local businesses for under-the-table gifts and favors.  The two should eat each others’ dicks and paint my fence for free.  

 — Galina Rusanova, the British woman who downed a kickass cocktail of prescription drugs, wine, and lavatory soap and scrapped with flight attendants on a United Airlines flight, should take a swig of Merlot and Palmolive, and eat a dick.  

 — The Linton Middle School officials who suspended, and are moving to expel, a 15-year-old teen for carrying an eyebrow shaver in her handbag, should be thrown into a Thunderdome where all are given weapons to fight with to the death, except for one—who will be given an eyebrow shaver.  The winner gets to eat a dick.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.