My recent foray to Kentucky got me thinking of cross country trips.  Here now are Ten Things I’d Like to See on a Cross Country Trip.

  1.  A clean rest stop bathroom.
  2.  A gas station with reasonably priced gas.
  3.  Bears (but not at the rest stop or gas station).
  4.  Titties (although I pretty much like to see these anywhere).
  5.  Radio stations that play actual music.
  6.  Truckers that drive the speed limit.
  7.  A cheap hotel that doesn’t look like it rents by the hour.
  8.  Strong, free Wifi signals.
  9.  Tourist traps that cost less than $10.
  10.  Someone, anyone, without an opinion on the current political climate.