Twitter in Focus: Matt Crowley
on November 22, 2017 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Onion writer, Matt Crowley. Let’s see what he’s tweeting.
November 14th: “People say the film industry is in decline like they don’t know that in 2018 we’re getting movies called Gnome Alone AND Sherlock Gnomes.”
What? No Gnomunji?
November 17th: “Crazy to think that Ross Perot was the one person on the 1996 presidential debate stage who wasn’t a sexual predator.”
Bob Dole too?!
November 17th: “What’s happening in Alabama is like if the family from Capturing The Friedmans were an entire state.”
That is a Dennis Miller level of obscure reference.
November 19th: “My three greatest fears.”
Sounds like Thanksgiving in Texas.
November 19th: “Chicago has the best food.”
It’s what they’ll serve when the Apocalypse comes.
November 20th: “2017. Smdh.”
Is that man being stung to death?
November 20th: “Ooh and Nala is first on the buzzer!”
Is this where the Onion sends you?
12 hours ago: “No.”
So easy to criticize, so hard to satirize.
April 15th: “”My name’s not on the list? Well maybe you’ve heard of my friend Benjamin Franklin?” – Thomas Jefferson trying to get into a club”
Hey! You can’t retweet yourself! Although that was pretty funny.
Okay, let’s rate Matt’s Tweets. Pretty consistent comedy tweets. I give him a 7 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 8, follow Matt.
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