Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Eliza Skinner, comedienne and writer for the Late Late Show.  Let’s see what she’s tweeting.


August 28th:  “Still don’t like speedy zombies.”

Yeah, what’s up with that?  You muscles are literally rotting off your body.  You’d be lucky not to fall over.

August 28th:  “My GOT theories: White Walkers = climate change, Trump = the Night King, & we’re all spending our last moments watching relatives slow boink”

I don’t know.  The Night King doesn’t seem like that much of a narcissist.

16 hours ago:  “Wistful workwife in the wings.”

Oh, show business.  So much hurry up and wait.

8 hours ago:  “The nice thing about living at the top of a huge staircase is that sometimes people get tired & leave things here so yeah I own a piano now.”

Wouldn’t it be smarter to leave them at the bottom?

8 hours ago:  “What’s the REAL monster – ageism, or a spider made of wet teeth?”

Depends.  How old is the spider?

5 hours ago:  “If I had a time machine I’d use it to right the wrongs of history, but I know I’d focus way too much on the songs chosen as lead singles.”

Yeah, but Dixie Midnight Runners need to be stopped.

5 hours ago:  “When you realize that mints are candy.”

Muppets can express anything.

4 hours ago:  “”I’m Free (Heaven Helps The Man)” is a better song than “Footloose.” Don’t @ me.”

Well, duh.

1 hour ago:  “This show is tonight! Come out!”

UCB Theater.  Can’t go wrong.

56 minutes ago:  “Huh.”

They will, if they’re hungry enough.

Okay, let’s rate Eliza’s tweets.  I give her a 7 for Insanity, an 8 for Style and a 10 for Mustness.  That’s an overall score of 8.3  follow Eliza.

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