Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian, Dana Gould.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.


June 9th:  “Quote of the day, so far: “Can we get the snake wrangler over here?”

Is that code for masturbation?  I’m cool with it.  I just want to know for future reference.

June 9th:  “Sen John McCain “troubled” that Trump is, “splitting time between being president and a building in New York.””

Plus there’s all those kids that won’t get off his lawn.

June 10th:  “Last night, I sang his praises to for about an hour. I awoke this morning to learn he had passed. RIP Adam West. The best.”

Ironic, old chum.  Batman was the greatest “joker” of all.

June 10th:  “Three seconds after posting that I went to throw the laundry into the dryer. Goddammit.”

Everyone needs at least one Batman shirt.  Just in case a criminal clown messes with you.

June 11th:  “Please enjoy me on the new episode of ‘s Modern Day Philosophers…

Are they just fancying up being a comedian? 

June 15th:  “I think we have our slogan.  http://www.elle.com/culture/news/a46009/patti-lupone-donald-trump-i-hate-the-mother-fcker/

Ha!  Funny and direct.

June 16th:  “The imbroglio is eerily familiar to anyone who’s ever watched two whores fight over a corner.”

So, equally sexy?  (Okay, stole that from Pam on Archer.)

June 18th:  “https://twitter.com/danagould/status/876560388996968448

Good quote.  Fitting.

June 19th:  “ https://twitter.com/danagould/status/876895041092014082

Better quote and more fitting.

Okay, let’s rate Dana’s tweets.  Got lots of retweets which I didn’t include.  Some funny stuff.  I give him an 8 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.3, follow Dana.

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