1.  “Donald Trump Cancels Christmas, Fires Santa”
  2.  “Walking Dead Spinoff Show POV of Zombie Life”
  3.   “Samuel L. Jackson to Star in All Movies in 2017”
  4.   “Space X Promises to Lead Alien Overlords to Earth by 2045”
  5.   “Scientists Insist Stripper Experiment Needs Two More Years of Study”
  6.   “North Korea Insists It Owns Moon”
  7.   “John McCain Passes Legislation to Ban Kids From His Lawn”
  8.   “Tom Brady Cheats to Win Local Pool Tournament”
  9.    “New Video Game Allows Players to Make Toast”
  10.   “Movie Industry to Reboot Hollywood 10 Miles North”