Grunge Music:  No Longer Attention Grabbing

Skynet Awakens

All Swedes Are Sexy

Dunkin’ Donuts Becoming Very Intense

Los Angeles Parents Out of Ideas

Jersey Shore Cast Needs to Return to Beach

Live Action Puppets Retire

Horse Hand Grenades

Politicians Attempt to Beat Politician By Endlessly Quoting Politician

Robots Still Teamster-Free