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  1. Drive a Segway
  2. Break up with your S.O. (unless she’s not on your team, then who cares?)
  3. Eat really greasy chicken wings
  4. Play darts
  5. Play lawn darts
  6. Play lawn darts in the park
  7. Make sweet love to your S.O., you think, although you’re not sure, you’re not really paying attention but, who cares, you just got Mewtwo!
  8. Jump the fence to the police impound yard which is mislabeled as park.
  9. Jump the fence to the tiger enclosure, which is technically a park.
  10. Play after handjob without washing hands.