Jul18
Ten Things You Shouldn’t Do While Playing Pokémon Go
on July 18, 2016 at 12:01 am
- Drive a Segway
- Break up with your S.O. (unless she’s not on your team, then who cares?)
- Eat really greasy chicken wings
- Play darts
- Play lawn darts
- Play lawn darts in the park
- Make sweet love to your S.O., you think, although you’re not sure, you’re not really paying attention but, who cares, you just got Mewtwo!
- Jump the fence to the police impound yard which is mislabeled as park.
- Jump the fence to the tiger enclosure, which is technically a park.
- Play after handjob without washing hands.
