Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Anthony Jeselnik.  He’s funny on stage, let’s see what he’s tweeting.


November 16th:  “At long last, Charlie Sheen really does have it all.”

Ba-zing!  South Park is right.  AIDS is finally funny.

November 19th:  “This week I take the NFL to the blood bank, Senator, for their severe lack of patriotism.   ”

Comedy central to the NFL.  Definitely a step up.

November 19th:  “Fifteen years. A small price to pay for peace of mind.”

Five…five…five or more footlongs.

December 2nd:  “Guns don’t kill people. But they sure as shit don’t do them any favors.”

Yeah.  A gun borrowed $200 from me.  Still haven’t see dollar one back.

December 6th:  “I’ll believe Jimmy Carter’s brain cancer is gone when I hear it from someone who doesn’t have brain cancer.”

He’s like the Ned Flanders of presidents.

December 10th:  “This week I straight up kill it like a box of turtles.

That’s obviously a joke.  Anyone who has done it, knows that it takes forever.

January 7th:  “Achtung: this one is a little weird. But at least I finally address the Gilmore Girls controversy.  ”


January 9th:  “Big Ben and Joey Porter are an unstoppable team.”

I’m not up on sports.  I assume these guys make ice cream.

January 13th:  “Not all ducks.

I assumed all ducks were raped.

January 21st:  “”A thing is not beautiful because it lasts forever.”

Gotta get you a sitcom, AJ.  Too funny for sports.

January 29th:  “You’re on some bullshit if you think you can have a Gilmore Girls revival without ol’ Jez. ”

You were on that show?

February 4th:  “If you only listen to one podcast this year, make it RJVP episode 15. Special thanks to Roger Goodell.

Ah, well.  There are too many podcasts anyway.

February 13th:  “Funny. I actually support Scalia on this one.”

Now who will go with Cheney when he shoots guys in the face?

Okay, let’s rate Anthony’s tweets.  I give him a 7 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  Follow Anthony.  Funny guy.  Hopefully, he gets a movie or TV show soon.

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