Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is Jenny Slate!  She’s funny on TV, let’s see what she’s tweeting.


December 9th:  “My sister did a nice thing and made so delicious soup for me and her sweetie.”

You celebrities with your hot homemade soups and your…spoons!

December 9th:  “I don’t believe in hell at all but there are some people that I firmly believe should burn right in it IS THAT INTENSE OR JUST MODERN”

That’s like believing some people should go to Springfield or Hogwarts or Cleveland or some other fictional place.

December 9th:  “Hi LA: Wanna see me, & do standup on 1/16? DO U LIKE 2 B HORNY?

Looks like a fun show.

December 10th:  “I have really bad period cramps&ive revealed all of my emotions to basically everyone I know&my fear of abandonment is KICKIN right now bye!”

Unfollow!  Unfollow!

December 10th:  “I won’t forget that this is me and I have lots of love in my life and I have a lot of emotions…

Someone needs a nice box of chocolate.

December 10th:  “TBT this photo again bc I just saw it again tonight. Thank you to dfleischercamp for making this…

That’s a created photo?  Wow.

December 10th:  “Don’t be a wimp. Emotions are beautiful, let them rip. Tell everyone you love that you love them. ITS WORTH IT.”

Absolutely.  Unless you’re a man.

December 11th:  “I want this to be what I’m doing and I love snuggling and I love love

Okay, this sounds like a four drink tweet.

December 12th:  “I am very proud of my friends who I love! & , are winners in all ways 

WHAT?!  How did I miss this?!  Too Much Tuna live?!

December 14th:  “If you live in Brooklyn (or NYC! OR NEW ENGLAND) and have not been to then YOU R DUMB. Counting down to sat when I can go again”

Ooo, that sounds delish.

December 14th:  “Being included in a “by mistake non bcc email chain” with like 400 comedians is my hell”

Yeah, how do people make that mistake now?  It’s 2015, not 1999.  What are you?  76?

6 hours ago:  “ONLY 20 tix left go get em! See me & . We love to do stand up for you.

Still pluggin’.  Respect.

Okay, let’s rate Jenny’s tweets.  A bit unstable, but fun.  I give her a 9 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 9.  Follow Jenny.