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Government to Pretend to Do Something

State Governor Already Ignoring State

U.S. to Ignore This Part of the Middle East

Planet of the Apes One Step Closer

Jello Pudding Award Revoke Probably Next Step

Other Foods Soon to be Overpriced for Hipsters

Nerds Living in Other Countries

Celebrity Actor Pays for Divorce

Utah to Have Beach

We’re All Gonna Die