Twitter in Focus: Sarah Colonna
on November 19, 2014 at 12:01 amHey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is comedian Sarah Colonna. She’s funny on TV, let’s see what she’s tweeting.
November 16th: “Why isn’t there an ass emoticon so I could do this: (middle finger emoticon) then the ass emoticon to show what @Delta did to me today?”
Yeah, that’s weird that they don’t have one for that. The Internet is so full of prudes.
November 16th: “Okay I’m all yours from now on @AmericanAir. Please be nice to me. I’ve been very scarred by @delta. Thank you.”
I can’t fly anymore. These days, I’m all about the trains or cars.
November 17th: “I guess my third book will be called “Has anyone seen my rants””
Not sure I get that one.
November 17th: “I probably just need some moscato.”
November 17th: “The very nice flight attendant noticed I was about to have a breakdown & gave me a snack box. I assume this is what it’s like to be 4.”
Nice to see airlines can spend 16 cents on a passenger when they need to.
13 hours ago: “Charles Manson’s fiancé must have had a pretty solid upbringing.”
You gotta admit, she’s probably a strong willed person. Probably out of her mind, but strong willed.
11 hours ago; “Going in for neck surgery but hoping to come out with giant tits. ”
We’re hoping too, Sarah.
6 minutes ago: “I feel pretty (high). ”
Well, at least you’re out of surgery.
Okay, let’s rate Sarah’s tweets. A mixture of comedy, some plugs and personal experiences. I give her a 9 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style. That’s an overall score of 8.6. Follow Sarah.
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