Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die!  Today’s contestant is comedian Sarah Colonna.  She’s funny on TV, let’s see what she’s tweeting.


November 16th:  “Why isn’t there an ass emoticon so I could do this: (middle finger emoticon) then the ass emoticon to show what did to me today?”

Yeah, that’s weird that they don’t have one for that.  The Internet is so full of prudes.

November 16th:  “Okay I’m all yours from now on . Please be nice to me. I’ve been very scarred by . Thank you.”

I can’t fly anymore.  These days, I’m all about the trains or cars.

November 17th:  “I guess my third book will be called “Has anyone seen my rants””

Not sure I get that one.

November 17th:  “I probably just need some moscato.”

An Italian Rugby player?

November 17th:  “The very nice flight attendant noticed I was about to have a breakdown & gave me a snack box. I assume this is what it’s like to be 4.”

Nice to see airlines can spend 16 cents on a passenger when they need to.

13 hours ago:  “Charles Manson’s fiancé must have had a pretty solid upbringing.”

You gotta admit, she’s probably a strong willed person.  Probably out of her mind, but strong willed.

11 hours ago;  “Going in for neck surgery but hoping to come out with giant tits. ”

We’re hoping too, Sarah.

6 minutes ago:  “I feel pretty (high). ”

Well, at least you’re out of surgery.

Okay, let’s rate Sarah’s tweets.  A mixture of comedy, some plugs and personal experiences.  I give her a 9 for Mustness, an 8 for Insanity and a 9 for Style.  That’s an overall score of 8.6.  Follow Sarah.

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