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Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes die!  Today’s contestant is David Alan Grier.  I remember him back from the days of In Living Color.  He’s a funny guy.  Let’s see what he’s tweeting.

@davidalangrier

June 30th:  “It’s my Birfday, it’s my Birfday, it’s my muthafuckin Birfdaaaaay!!!  http://instagram.com/p/p3v4e_Faix/”

Congrats on the day of your birf, dude.

20 hours ago:  “Breaking News: GM just recalled every car it has ever made!”

Now if we can only recall the guys that bailed them out.

11 hours ago:  “Is it still my Birfday?”

You’re a celebrity, you get a birfday week.

10 hours ago:  “Too bad the World Cup isn’t as exciting as this tennis match I’m watching…#Wimbledon, #SoccerSucks”

Well, at least it’s not baseball.

10 hours ago:  “What a match! #Wimbledon”

Can we not move sports to their own channels so I can watch cartoons uninterrupted?

4 hours ago:  “Hmmmmmm…What to watch C-Span or World Cup???? C-Span it is!!!! #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

Oh, man.  Guess you better cancel that Brazilian comedy tour.

4 hours ago:  “So where r we? Minute 48, n nuthin, no goal, nuthin! Awesome World Cup! #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

What?  Oh, I was still watching C-SPAN.

3 hours ago:  “78 muthafuckin minutes n ain’t nobody scored a damn goal??? Ain’t this a bitch? #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

Well, at least in hockey with no score, some gets the shit kicked out of them.

3 hours ago:  “The Belgian dude w the Afro wig n uni brow is killing it! #StylePimp, #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

Goal, bitches!  Goal!

3  hours ago: “Belgium #8 looks like n Armenian Gino Vanelli #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

I think you’re right.

3 hours ago:  “91 minutes of my life sucked outa me! I want those minutes back! #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

At least a Michael Bay movie would’ve had explosions.

3  hours ago:  “Gooooooooaaaaaaallllllllll!!!!!!!! #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

Finalllllllly!

3 hours ago:  “Goooooooaaaaaaaalllllll!!!!!! #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

Up until the first goal, there was an equal amount at C-Span.

3 hours ago:  “How long is this game??? #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

Too long to watch, apparently.

3 hours ago: “Ginooooooooo!!!!!!! #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014 ”

Afroooooooooooooooo!

2 hours ago:  “Game Ovaaaaa #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

How did Arnold Schwartzenagger get there?

2 hours ago:  “Timmy Howard, u did tha damn thang homey…But! #SoccerSucks, #WorldCup2014”

No idea.  But I salute your brave stance on soccer, sir!

Okay, let’s rate David’s tweets.  I give him a 9 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 10 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 9.3.  Very high.  You gotta follow David.

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