Hey Bros!

Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die.  Today’s contestant is comedian, Pete Holmes.  He’s funny on stage, let’s check out his tweets.


September 5th:  “”You’re losing your mojo… Didn’t… Didn’t you have an album called Mojo? Mojo, right?”

“Tom, while it’s true you make Steven Tyler look handsome by standing next to him, that’s no reason to hurt yourself.”

September 5th:  “I do all my following drunk and my unfollowing hungover.”

Excellent policy that many people have embraced.  It’s why I have 55 million followers.

September 6th:  “”When I call your name say ‘omnipresent.'” – teacher to class full of Gods”

How could they be absent when they are everywhere?

September 6th:  “New standup dates! NYC in October and Boston in November!! Check it!

Good to know.  Check the dates, bros.

September 7th:  “Hamm Drive.

Plus it’s Mad Men, so with the drinking it’s probably Rum Hamm Drive.

September 9th:  “It was an honor to play one of my favorite movie characters playing one of my favorite movie characters!

Ha!  Nice!

23 hours ago:  “Having a crisis trying to figure out the plural of crisis…sees?”


23 hours ago:  “No one on breaking bad follows the “no cell phones” criminal rule. McNulty would’ve caught Walter White season one.”

Yeah, no kidding.  I noticed that last episode.  Walter, what are you thinking?

7 hours ago:  “What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless manhattan?”

“Oh, great, the kiss of death.  This is all I need.”

7 hours ago:  “I should probably add “sometimes I randomly quote Simpsons lines for fun” to my twitter bio.”

“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”

7 hours ago:  “Up and at them.

“The goggles!  They do nothing!”

7 hours ago:  “100% of Americans thought the chorus to “How Bizzare” was “Help Is On.””

No, that was the Comcast parody song that’s in the background of the remote control instructional video.

2 hours ago:  “What?

The still looks like Tom Petty and Bruce Lee.

Okay, let’s rate Pete’s tweets.  Solid.  Good mix of material, links and minimum plugs.  I give him an 8 for Style, a 9 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity.  That’s an overall score of 9.6.  Follow Pete.

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