Technology Advances for Wasting Time

Celebrity Needs New House

Airport Too Cheap to Hire Illegal Workers

Government Soon to Ruin Wi-Fi on Planes

The Future of Car Accidents Still Being Tested

Proof of Lack of God Still on TV

78,000 Want Out of This Shit Shack

Everyone Fucking Everyone Else

Awesome Gang Gets Caught

People Still Don’t Give a Shit About Why Tube Socks Are Only a Dollar

Imaginary Wife Probably Very Proud