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Rewritten Headlines: Bees to Demi Moore

by tonyd on March 8, 2013 at 12:01 am

Little Junkies Flying in Your Garden

Only Internship Worse Than Working For Jimmy Kimmel

Obvious Report Wastes Money and Time

Americans Back to Buying Useless Shit They Don’t Need

Facebook Announces New Thing That Will Piss You Off

Toronto To Become Beach Front Property

World’s Most Spoiled Brat Makes Noise

Man Appointed to Run Fleet of Murderous Machines

Fat Kids Unable to Catch Ice Cream Man

Banging Movie Stars, Very Expensive

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